
2012 Tesla Model S, brief test drive, New York City, July 2012
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Let's make one thing clear right up front: I think the 2012 Tesla Model S is the coolest freaking car in the history of Western Civilization.
I put down my $5,000 deposit more than two years ago. I've chugged the Tesla Kool-Aid, extra-large size.
But after a 7-minute spin in a dark green Model S last week at the Tesla "Get Amped" test-drive tour stop in Mahwah, New Jersey, I have to conclude--sadly--that the car is not (yet) perfect.
Yes, the acceleration was mind-boggling, the ride and handling were sublime, the in-dash technology is whiz-bang. But, in my humble (perhaps idiosyncratic) opinion, a few little things just aren't right.
1. No "creep" mode. Every automatic-transmission car in the world creeps forward when the driver's feet are off the gas and brake pedals. We've driven this way all our lives. The Nissan Leaf, Chevy Volt, and Toyota Prius Plug-In all have built-in creep mode to mimic this effect.
Tesla Motors [NSDQ:TSLA] has inexplicably omitted this feature. A driver-selectable idle-creep mode, with the option to turn it off, would make everybody happy.
2. It's hard to get in and out of. I'm 6'2" and hardly limber, so I'm accustomed to a bit of gymnastics getting in and out of small four-door cars, like my Chevy Volt. But to my surprise, the larger Tesla required virtually the same level of contortion. It's the price I pay for a low-slung, swoopy, aerodynamic car.
Fortunately, the Model S's adjustable air suspension can take some of the sting out of the daily in-out routine. There are four ride heights: Normal, Low (for aerodynamic efficiency above 60 mph), High (for snow and rough ground below 20 mph) and Very High (below 5 mph). The car defaults to Normal and squats automatically above 60 mph.
The high settings are driver-controlled on the center touch screen; if I touch "Very High" as I pull into my driveway, the car will silently rise about two inches, thus facilitating a more graceful exit. It will then stay up on its haunches until I return.
3. Regenerative braking settings are awkward to change. Like the Volt, the Model S has two settings for regenerative braking: "mild", to simulate the engine-braking feel of a normal car when you take your foot off the gas; and "strong," which gives a sharper, sportier deceleration and feeds more power back into the battery. Strong regen has become a signature of electric-car driving.
To change settings, the Volt driver flicks the floor-mounted shift lever back and forth between D and L. I quickly learned to integrate the two regen settings into the Volt driving experience. It's actually kind of fun, like downshifting.
But sadly, the Model S regen control is controlled solely through the central touch screen, a few screens down, which takes it out of the driving loop.
"It was never meant to be adjusted on the fly," a Tesla rep told me. Too bad. It should be.
The paragon of regen control is the Volkswagen E-Golf, which features four regeneration settings, controlled by paddle shifters behind the steering wheel. Leave it to the Germans to integrate regenerative braking into the driving experience seamlessly.
4. Charge port location is inconvenient. The 2012 Tesla Model S charge port is cleverly hidden under the left taillight lens. Okay, there's no unsightly charge port door to mar the flawless lines of the car. And yes, it certainly demonstrates that Tesla engineers are clever fellows.
But it's an obviously inconvenient location that requires a longer charge cord and more driver fussing around--especially at public charging stations designed for nose-in charging.
This bloody sacrifice of utility on the altar of beauty calls to mind the original iMac. Obsessed with its curvy aesthetic, Apple supplied the first iMacs with a round mouse. Sure, it looked cool. But it proved to be utterly useless; there was no way to orient it by feel. I bought a standard replacement mouse the next day.
Too bad I won't be able to do the same with my Tesla charge port. And this is one Tesla can't change in software, either.
5. Turn-signal lever badly placed. Three times during my test drive, I attempted to signal a turn and hit the cruise control stalk--which is positioned precisely where the turn lever is on every other car--by mistake. The turn lever itself is inexplicably placed well below it.
Blame this one on Mercedes-Benz. As part of its deal with Daimler, Tesla uses an off-the-shelf Mercedes turn/cruise lever assembly. Mercedes-Benz engineers will tell you that forces drivers to put their hands "where they should be on the wheel." Great.
Tesla should come up with its own, with the lever positions reversed--or at least rotate the assembly to put the turn signal where it ought to be.
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Now his second article describing more things he doesn't like about the car. Only 2 contributions but the pattern of negative reporting is already clear and frankly it's something this blog really doesn't need any more of.
And it's not as if he doesn't have a point with some of his complaints, but I feel he is the sort of person who would be better off with a Camry or something rather than be an early adopter of something new and radical like the Model S.
"Let's make one thing clear right up front: I think the 2012 Tesla Model S is the coolest freaking car in the history of Western Civilization."
Yeah, someone who absolutely loves the car but has very minor complaints about minor changes he'd like. Yes, that certainly is yet another attack on Tesla by this site... Does it ever end with you? You whine that you don't mean that every criticism of Tesla is off limits, but again, you show just the opposite.
What part of a 99% positive review (of a car, I might add, that you have never even been in to even have your own viewpoint) troubles you the most? Feel free to note Daniil Leshkov's comments below.
With the greatest of respect, I have read a lot of fanboi comments from supporters of various cars, but your relentless insistence that anything other than total, utter, 100-percent approval of everything and anything that Musk & Co offer up is treason borders on the ... well, let's just say blind faith in a company trying to do something that hasn't been done since 1924.
We obviously disagree, and I enjoy having your comments, but seriously ... you think Nolan would be better off with a CAMRY ?!?!?!? LOL.
It is all about compromises and what one most wants and is willing to further "put up" with.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
More significant is lack of on-the-fly switchable regen. I use "L" in my Volt regularly for driving in close traffic. From a purely regenerative aspect, putting the car into low vs using the brake pedal lightly has the same regen effect. But I do like being able to switch from dual to single pedal driving though. Unlike our ActiveE which is always in single pedal mode and has no brake pedal regen at all.
I will film a video of how it works (very nicely) on a hill. Now that I'm paying attention to this I tried it out on a steep incline in my underground car park. I can't fault the behaviour and hadn't realised how intuitive it was.
Idle-creep is just like having a very delicate application of pressure on the accelerator. It's nothing like an ICE spinning against automatic transmission fluid and leading to permanent inability to properly de-clutch.
Yet it ignores a basic range-stretching strategy used by virtually all other electric and hybrid cars: different power modes that give varying degrees of throttle response and power output. Max range or max power, take your pick. It just makes sense.
I am glad that Tesla didn't put in a so called eco mode which would hobble the performance until its switched off. That way you can either choose to drive it like a hypermiler and ring out every watt in the battery but if you need to you can hit the acelerator to merge onto the freeway or get out of harms way if you need to
One thing I'll be paying attention to at my test drive in a few weeks is the interior finish. The beta model I was in seemed much less elegant than my current Cadillac CTS, and I was very disappointed by the lack of interior storage. No center console (I know, by design), no map pockets in the doors and no center armrest or cup holders in the back (although I have seen pictures of some sort of retrofit center armrest).
And I switch back and forth to an American car all the time with no issues.
Candidly I like the MB layout better, but it is, indeed, different.
Trouble getting in and out - have you never owned a high end sports sedan from Germany or England? they have those same low clearances.
Maybe you would be better suited in a minivan or SUV! The charging port is in a perfectly fine location. As has been said you can just back in just like in this picture http://www.greencarreports.com/news/1077738_how-do-public-charging-stations-fit-into-better-place-service.
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Again If you have driven any German car you have experienced this. And guess what it only takes a day or two to get used to it.
Not everything in every car is in the same place as the car you are driving now, that does not detract from the car, you became accustomed to that
1. I would really want ventilated seats here in Sacramento and for $100k
2. Map and storage pockets on the doors and behind the seats, for sure.
3. A higher placement of the front seat belt anchors. My wife opines that they are so low that women will break their fingernails search for the attachment insertion--NOT good for keeping domestic tranquility!
1: (Wrong) Model S HAS a Creep option.
2. (disagree) Don't know what to tell you. One size doesn't fit all. I'm 6' and I have no trouble. My wife and kids have not trouble getting in an out.
3. (disagree) I think it's unsafe todo so while driving. I think the simpler option is better and it's safe for family to have one settings.
4. (disagree) I like the placement, it hidden, and an ergonomic height.
6. (Wrong) Model S HAS 3 steering modes in addition too Traction Control settings and a Range option.
7. (Wrong) The charging screen DOES have ticks and also has the percentage. The HUD also shows how many Volts and Amps
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