Op Ed: Getting a Head Start

 

Earlier this week, while I was researching a piece about the three-foot-wide Tango commuter car, I noticed that their website and brochure promote it as a traffic-beater, stating that “Where lane splitting is permitted… a Tango or motorcycle can travel in 20 seconds the distance that a car travels in 20 minutes.” In California, parts of Europe, and most of Asia, it’s legal to maneuver a small vehicle (like a motorcycle or the Tango) between the lanes of cars stopped in traffic. As someone who withers miserably in stop-and-go traffic (I’m not a patient person), I can see the advantage. I can also see how the drivers stuck in their regular, non-Tango cars, could get angry. While they’re standing frustratingly still in the parking lot that is I-696 on weekday afternoons, someone else is whizzing by in a cute, skinny little car, making it home in record time. Legal or not, the other drivers would probably start idling their cars at odd angles in traffic to stop Tango drivers from speeding through. I know for sure in Detroit they would — we’re utterly maniacal about traffic and cars.

Not that I could possibly afford a $108,000 Tango on my income as a freelance writer, but I thought it would be interesting to at least test-drive one for an extended period, say, a week. What would it be like to drive to the mall and not have to search for a parking spot, to just park in one of those left-over half-spaces? How would it feel to drive in traffic in this impossibly tiny, completely soundless car? Would I feel guilty zooming past cars stopped in traffic, weaving through them between lanes to arrive at my destination on time, maybe even early? I pictured angry faces, fists shaking indignantly, middle fingers wagging at me.

Then I wondered, is it even legal to drive that way in Michigan? I know I’d have to jump through a bunch of hoops to get a Tango registered here in the Motor City, but would it be worth it if I couldn’t even weave in and out of traffic?

“That wouldn’t fly here in Michigan the way our laws are currently worded,” said Sergeant Lance Cook of the Michigan State Police Traffic Services. He stated that it’s currently illegal to straddle more than one lane, or to try and squeeze by another car in the same lane. Before he hung up, he said, “If the Legislature wanted to amend that, it’s up to them.” For a moment it sounded like he was trying to pass the buck, but then I realized that he was, in fact, stating what should have been obvious — that there are a lot of places where a lot of non-traditional vehicles are not going to be easy to drive, lane-sharing or not. I imagine I’d be pretty irate if I did buy a Tango, went through the ordeal of having it VIN’d and registered, then got ticketed the first time I drove it. I’m excited about getting these unusual, yet completely viable, forms of transportation on the road. But what good will it do if they’re all parked because we can’t drive them, or impounded because we unwittingly drove or parked them outside of the law?

In my opinion, we, the consumers, along with the makers of these fine vehicles, need to be proactive. We need to find out how the rules are currently written, and if the vehicles we want to drive can function within them. If not, we need to ask our elected officials to make appropriate changes. I think it’s better to do it sooner, rather than later, before the drivers of these vehicles, and the vehicles themselves, are sidelined before they even have a chance to make a difference.

Also, quite selfishly, I think I’ll contact my state representative to see about updating the language of our traffic laws to include inciting riots by maneuvering tiny, speedy little cars between lanes that are stopped in rush-hour traffic. I think I’ll have to find another way to say it though.





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Comments (10)
  1. "Lane splitting" is really, really dangerous. As a long time motorcycle rider and Los Angeles freeway driver, it scares me to death.
    If the 'splitter' is moving substantially faster than the traffic in the lanes, drivers will often not see him or her and change lanes in front of them. Then you either get squashed between two cars or splattered over the rear bumper of one.
    When I rode my bike on the freeways at peak time, my rule was to split lanes only when the other traffic was stopped, or maybe moving at a walking pace. Otherwise, you are literally taking your life in your hands.
    Every day in LA we get reports of "motorcycle down" during the freeway rush hours. Don't join their ranks, dear Jennifer.
     
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  2. Jen, you realize what you would be doing is called lobbying. Although you have the right to petition your government for the redress of grievances, you will be tarred as a special interest.
    Lanes splitting is dangerous, especially in Detroit. Just you described, I saw a motorist try to bypass stopped traffic by driving on the shoulder. Another motorist pulled over to block him, so the first driver pulled a gun. The obstructing driver quickly got out of the way. Detroit drivers don't play.
     
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  3. American voters continue to elect folks willing to pass "risk management" laws, rather than "laws to promote the common welfare." Thus the American voters actually want intrusive nanny government that stifles innovation.
     
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  4. Does anybody actually buy these things? I think I read somewhere they have orders for 2. When I first saw these I thought the would be about $15k and maybe worth it, then I found out they are $108k!!!
     
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  5. Lane splitting is very, very safe despite what people who don't have the knowledge or courage to do it say. It is very common and thousands upon thousands of riders do it every single day. If one is at risk of an accident, then one shouldn't drive a car either.
    Lane splitting is a great idea. It makes a commute much more efficient for a motorcycle rider or possibly a Tango driver. If people are so stupid as to think it improves their drive by having another car in line as opposed to it not taking up space in line, then they deserve the necessarily longer wait time that will engender.
     
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  6. From my perspective, cars that look stupid will sooner that we know, be relegated to the bone yard. Most of us will never want to be seen in a car, however gas efficient, green, or affordable - if it looks like a joke.
     
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  7. I feel better about Detroit drivers all the time, first you get the initial Volts and now this..."I saw a motorist try to bypass stopped traffic by driving on the shoulder. Another motorist pulled over to block him, so the first driver pulled a gun. The obstructing driver quickly got out of the way. Detroit drivers don't play" Gotta love drivers that proACTIVELY advocate efficient driving!!!!
    "Lane splitting is very, very safe despite what people who don't have the knowledge or courage to do it"
    Jack, I tend be dubious about statements like, it's safe you just have to have the courage to do it. There must be some reason why so many riders have formed the consensus that it takes courage.
     
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  8. It's legal to lane split in California. It may also be true that federal law states motorcycles are allowed in HOV (high occupancy vehicle)lanes, so, in theory, a Tango driver would be allowed to ride solo in those lanes with other carpoolers.
    Since recent studies show 94% of all commuters drive by themselves, the use and manufacture of ultra narrow cars will significantly improve the lifestyles of the world's drivers.
    Imagine getting on a subway or bus during rush hour and taking a seat and saving 3 other seats that no one else could use. The other riders wouldn't "stand" for it a bit. That is exactly what we all do when commuting in our cars. We take up far more space on the road than we need and "save" seats that will never be used during commutes. It's really ridiculous.
    I think that narrow cars have a great future. Assuming they are as safe as they look in the Tango videos, I see tons of benefits:
    1) Faster commutes.
    2) More room for emergency vehicles.
    3) Less need to build, rebuild and widen roads.
    4) Suburban real estate property values will rise significantly as commute times go down.
    5) Like everything else, once they start selling in the millions the price of the cars will go down.
    5) Less dependence on foreign oil. (Google executives are currently charging their Tangos at the corporate headquarters in sun bay charging stations).
    Join the Delete the Seats Cause on facebook.
     
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  9. Obviously, I meant to type the final 5) as a 6). Sorry for the typo.
     
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  10. While I was doing my test drive, Woodbury mentioned that the Tango was still pricey because it's still being built by hand... if and when they're mass-produced, they'll be a lot less expensive. I know it sounds weird, or that I'm a zealot, but... I felt really, really safe in this thing. I mean it. I wanted to dislike it, I really did, but... I liked it.
     
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